Posts Tagged ‘email’
Natalia Vodianova and Hedi Slimane
I was about to post some images from V Magazine from Hedi Slimane and the fantastic stylist Nicola Formichetti, and then I got an email with some more pics that Natalia Vodianova had done with Slimane so I decided to post them together. The top two are from an update on Slimane’s Fashion Diary and the bottom two are from V Magazine.
DISCONCERTS by Hedi Slimane
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I go through a lot of emails a day and it usually gets to be a soul crushing experience after a couple hours, but every time I see an email from Hedi Slimane’s people I’m suddenly alert like it’s that cup of coffee I need desperately. They sent over some new images from Slimane’s photo diary. He’s updated it with new images of the band The Disconcerts. There are really some amazing images here, be sure to take a look and don’t miss our feature, “Hedi Slimane’s American Youth” in our upcoming issue of Letter to Jane Magazine.
What Five Photos Do You Like?
I need everyone who is willing to go to my portfolio, http://timothypaulmoore.com and tell me what your top five photos from the site. I have been asked by a selection committee to display my best work and I already have an idea in my own head but honestly I look at these images so much I usually tend to like the odd out takes rather than the finished photos.
So if you’d like to help me out here’s all you have to do:
Either comment here or email me and tell me which ones you like by naming the group they are from and what number they come in the order so for example: The image below would be Couple #4
Honestly you can do it in any way you’d like, any feedback I can get in this decision would be very helpful, thank you.
-Tim
Education Through Spam
Everyday I’m waiting to receive a vitally important email, or at least it feels vitally important. Because of my false sense of urgency, I frequently check my spam folder to make sure that one email didn’t get lost in the junk mail. After a while I started to scan my spam folder for entertainment purposes. Every email is made up of keywords that are tested to sell to people. It’s these ridiculous phrases that are meant to get the best response from our advance civilization. These once maybe relevant words are transformed into meaningless language, it almost reminds me of the old letterist art of the ’50’s.
I started to dream up a situation such as me having amnesia and I only had my spam folder to figure it all out what would I come up with?
I have a lot of medications I need to keep up on, but thankfully they are all cheap and all my orders are filled fast.
There are a lot of hot wives that want to have affairs with me or at least want to have “erotic conversations.”
There are a lot of “party girls” that are big fans of mine and want me to respond desparately.
I can buy a Rolex for half the price that I’d find in the store.
Despite from what one might think, it’s really not that hard to make money without leaving the house.
Again with more “pillz.” I have five orders of Viagra filled out for me since I started writing these notes.
I have am in luck! I have secret access to photo galleries of, let’s see, Kylie Minouge, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Jenna Jameson, and Avril Lavigne, I wonder what’s inside?
I’m getting a lot of warnings that my copy of Windows has a virus, but I have a Mac.
A lot of them have titles such as: “Cheap Price Degree/bacheelor/MasteerMBA/PhDD Certificate yxhtef 80.” So I can buy my next degree?
How do they know I’m single?
How do they know I want better abs?
Do I want to “give it to her harder?”
-Tim Moore
P.S. After I get done writing this I can only imagine what the google ads will come up with below.
